What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:26

Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death - WKRC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Mayor Bass announces curfew for DTLA amid ongoing anti-ICE protests - ABC7 Los Angeles
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to