What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you smoke heroin?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death - WKRC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Gaza-bound aid boat with Greta Thunberg on board arrives in Israel after its seizure - PBS

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Stocks Go Back to the Future. Tariffs, Apple and Fed Are Potential Catalysts and 5 More Things to Know Today - Barron's

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Mayor Bass announces curfew for DTLA amid ongoing anti-ICE protests - ABC7 Los Angeles

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Nick Chubb, Texans Agree to Contract After 7 Seasons with Browns, RB Posts Video - Bleacher Report

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

No go.

'JC, Take the Wheel!' Kevin Smith Looks Back on His Hilariously Heretical 'Dogma' 25 Years Later - Rolling Stone

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

$10,000 2-year CD accounts: Here's why they're worth opening now - CBS News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to